fig-ol-futt:

Still a better love story than Twilight.
April 8, 2012 · via freakycreeps  

Drew: “That picture’s so nasty, they won’t even post that on the internet.”
July 6, 2011

July 2, 2011

July 1, 2011

1 year ago

“Littly Toad-Man, bent all haunched, looking for the world to see. You have so much inner beauty he-he, Drew Carey makes me hot. I’m sorry.”
June 13, 2011

June 11, 2011

June 6, 2011

“Joe had a nice bone.”
June 5, 2011

The Broke Up Irish Drinking Song

1 year ago

1 year ago

Ending a long-term relationship in song.

June 4, 2011

“You are dead to me. Nothing but scum. When I look in your eyes, I get inflammation of the bum. You make me feel putrid. I hate the way-“
1 year ago

“Professions where breaking into song is discouraged.”
1 year ago

1 year ago